Russell Crowe plays Noah, THE Noah, whon God tasked with building an ark to save all of humanity (humanity being several giraffes, five birds and Noah himself). Emma Watson plays Noah's daughter (I think), and Jennifer Connelly is Noah's lone wife (because heaven forbid Hollywood accurately portray ancient polygamy). Anthony Hopkins stars as Made Up Plot so this movie isn't just three hours of Russell Crowe swinging a hammer and running a lathe.
Be sure to stay with this trailer through the 1:35 mark (that's when it starts raining).
[H/T @JBomb11]
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