Everyone has their opinion on their favorite Stand-Up Comedians. Conversely, everyone also has an opinion on who they think sucks. Here is a list that everyone can agree on: the comedians that get wayyyy more credit than they deserve.
Note: This is solely based on one's Stand-Up Comedy ability. So don't be like 'Your list sucks elephant sac, Jimmy Fallon or Ben Stiller are the most overrated pieces of shits ever.' They don't do Stand-Up. Stand-Up Comedians and their acts only.
10. Jeff Foxworthy
Once your net worth hits $100 million, not really sure you should be allowed to cater to the ‘redneck’ crowd anymore, let alone be able to sport a mustache that’s specifically reserved for owners of windowless white vans. Jeff Foxworthy is bringing in more money annually than the state of Mississippi and people in his audience still view him as one of their own like he’s a freakin Wal-Mart Greeter. Give him credit though, he’s capitalized on making fun of his fan base that is either too stupid or drunk (probably both) to realize that they’re the duck butter of every hack joke. Foxworthy’s fans should legitimately need to pass some sort of test to be able to vote and/or breed.
9. Carrot Top
Almost all of the comedians on this list have at the minimum some sort of funny to them. Carrot Top? Not so much. This jackass flaunts on the stage with pre-made props that are about as funny as the Holocaust. Gingers already have it rough enough getting made fun of constantly and being born without souls, it’s not like they need this roided-up firebush giving people more reasons to promote Gingerism.
PS – Want to see a real prop comedian? Philly’s own The Legendary WID has been getting it done with normal props and real jokes for decades. Check him out here.
8. Tracy Morgan
Probably the most questionable on the list because Tracy was OK on SNL and is very good on 30 Rock. But this list is solely based on what’s done on stage as a Stand-Up, and God knows how Morgan has had this much success come directly from his act. Bashing on gays and sex. That’s about the extent of his expertise. There was one time in the mid-2000’s where Morgan was performing at Penn State and he proceeded to jerk off the microphone. For 5 minutes straight. Watching anything for 5 minutes straight is a stretch, let alone a grown man moaning while stroking an audible fake dick on stage.
And move the freakin microphone stand out of the way. Comedy 101...
7. Kathy Griffin
Look at me! I’m not famous, though! I’m on the D-List in Hollywood! I just talk real fast about how guys suck! Check out my fake tits! Eww don’t look at them you pervert! Did you look at me yet? I’m cursing, and I’m a woman! Aren’t I hilarious??? Look at me!!!!!!
6. Larry The Cable Guy
Like Jeff Foxworthy, gotta give him credit for finding his niche of hillbillies and imbreds to finance his yacht. Typical act goes as followed: fart joke, poop joke, homophobic gay joke, fart joke, poop joke, terrorist joke, fart joke, poop joke, a homophobic joke about a gay terrorist farting while pooping, fart joke. Should’ve kept the mullet: