You know who deserves to be punched in the face? The "I only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials" guy. Really? You have a hard-on that big for advertising that you'd watch a 5-hour telecast just to see a few lackluster commercials? There's no way. And if there is a way, you're a goddamn disgrace. I haven't laughed or really enjoyed a Super Bowl commercial since Terry Tate Office Linebacker aired some time in the early 2000s. I wish the Super Bowl would go all Masters and shit not air any commercials at all. Anyway, this year's winner is... a third quarter Budweiser ad...that I misinterpreted as a spot promoting buggery with horses. But it wasn't all good for Anheuser-Busch, because they also owned three of the five videos ranked in the bottom 5 of all the commercials aired during the Super Bowl. Based on that, I'd say Budweiser Black Crown is more FUCKED than we all thought it was anyway. Rankings are below.

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