Man, when Tom Hanks played that piano thing with the old man in Big, you really believed life was magic. Then you grew up and realized it’s really not that great. You drifted through life without purpose, hoping Hanks would play something else with his feet just so you could feel alive.
Over the weekend, that wish came true.
Hanks displayed his still-nimble footwork on the Jonathan Ross Show, and even showed a very leggy Sandra Bullock how it’s done.
All in all, the entire experience was about half as fun as a trip to Rye Playland.