If these two crazy kids couldn’t make it work, then there’s really no hope for any of us.

"This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," says Holmes's attorney Jonathan Wolfe. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."

The Rock of Agesstar, 49, wed actress Holmes, 33, in an Italian castle in November 2006. They have daughter Suri, 6.

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