Up first is Gisele trying to sing. SING! You can tell by the first verse (which had to be doctored to all holy shit) that singing is in no way a talent of hers or something she should ever do publicly again.
And here is Tommy pushing Uggs, the least feminine brand of shoes a man can wear.
Ok, so maybe Brady's wasn't that bad but, goddammit…fucking Uggs, Bro? Fuck.