It's not every day that a power couple takes a collective commercial power dump on the chests of the Joe Six-Packs of the world, but in the last 24-hours Mr. and Mrs Gisele Bundchen each debuted a new commercial and both are equally abominable Off the charts bad. The kind of shit you'd play on repeat in Guantanamo.
Up first is Gisele trying to sing. SING! You can tell by the first verse (which had to be doctored to all holy shit) that singing is in no way a talent of hers or something she should ever do publicly again.
And here is Tommy pushing Uggs, the least feminine brand of shoes a man can wear.
Ok, so maybe Brady's wasn't that bad but, goddammit...fucking Uggs, Bro? Fuck.