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‘The Wolf of Sesame Street’ Imagines Cookie Monster As a Hard Partying I-Banker

By / 03.11.14

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No one lives life in the fast lane like Cookie Monster. His life is the very definition of conspicuous consumption, devouring cookies like Jordan Belfort gobbles ‘ludes and hookers.  That’s why Cookie Monster is “The Wolf of Sesame Street,” a true Bro who can wallow with the pigs at night and soar with the eagles during the day.

Could you imagine the damage Cookie Monster and Animal from The Muppets could do holed up in a Bangkok hotel together?

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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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