Today's big, celebrity news non-shocker: "The Situation's" dad is just as much of a D-bag attention hoe as his son is! Yesterday Frank Sorrentino launched a super whiny, super douchy website about all the dumb stuff his now-famous son did before landing on "The Jersey Shore." This press release does a good job summing up Poppa Situation's hostility:

The star of Jersey Shore, the number one reality show on MTV,  is to be the subject of a tell-all book by his recently estranged father. “I’m calling Mike on his sh*t” says Frank Sorrentino father of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.. “I’ve covered up for Mike his entire life, and when I needed his help, he left me hanging”, continued Mike’s dad. “I think people should know what I know.  Hard core partying, drugs, sex, crime elements, you name it, it’s in there.  Some of it is funny, some of it you won’t believe, and underneath it all, well, it’s a hell of a situation, and I think you know what I mean.  Based on what he did to me, my attitude is f*ck the little f*ck” and I’m not holding anything back”, he concluded.

Wow. This guy is just full of class. Way to be the bigger man and cash in on your rocky relationship with your son! After the jump, watch Frank talk about how his son was fired from a construction job for copping a BJ while on the clock. 

Meet The Situation's Dad

Storytime! How "The Situation" Got Fired from a Job for getting a bl*wjob:

On Ronnie:

On Snooki: