You can thank the 1991 cinematic treasure "Whore" for this little slice of perfection. Go ahead and try, but you will likely not find a better 12-second conversation ever. 

In a tragic turn of events, Netflix does not carry this charming movie. But, I did some more digging and you can buy it on eBay for only $19.95! Twenty-one years later, "Whore" might just be the best stocking stuffer of the 2012 holiday season. 

Oh, and in case you missed any of that back and forth in the video, or you're hard of hearing, here's the transcript:

Man in Car: I wanna fuck you up the ass!
Liz: You can stick it up your own, asshole!
Man in Car: Ha ha ha ha ha, I would if I could, bitch!

[H/T to reader Joe for sending this in and having the foresight to know the world needs to see this.]