Think you know all there is to know about brevity and pacifism? How about making a murderous White Russians or tying a room together? Well, in the unlikely event that you don't, and you'd rather read than watch the movie, you can soak your brain in all things Dude with The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski. The book, which unlike Vietnam has rules -- and was written by the same duo who brought the world the Church of the Latter Day Dude -- is now available for pre-order on Amazon and for sale everywhere books are sold (I think) on August 9th.