Entertainment
by Thomas on June 19, 2013

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that people in Hollywood care more about themselves then they do anyone else. The town is full of ridiculously overpaid celebrities, some of which are the biggest POS's West of the Mason-Dixon line. 

Being famous isn't what it used to be. Nowadays, people like Kim Kardashian become famous for absolutely nothing. She has no talents besides her beauty but somehow manages to be one of the most talked about celebrities in Hollywood. And her bankroll gets juicier every time we mention her name.

She isn't alone. Plenty of famous people are famous for being famous. Others have talents but are so annoyingly shitty that we can't manage to stand them for more than a 3-minute song. Sometimes, not even that long. Here is a list of the richest POS's in Hollywood. And remember, money doesn't make people like you. Enjoy.

20. Farrah Abraham – $1 Million

A role model she is not. Yet somehow the world continues to be fascinated by her. Farrah Abraham has earned a living from MTV exploiting her teenage pregnancy and has even dipped into porn. That's right, from teenage mom to porn star overnight. I have nothing bad to say about porn stars either. That isn't why she is has made the list. But what talents does she have that would make us want to pay her? Seriously?

19. Rebecca Black – $1.5 Million

If you don't follow internet sensations, then you have not heard of Rebecca Black. She has become famous for making the most ironically terrible music video in music video history. It isn't that she is a bad person but she is not a pop star as much as she is a joke that became a millionaire.

18. Fonzworth Bentley – $2 Million

Fonzworth Bentley is a musician. But that isn't why you know his name. Everyone remembers this guy as Puff Daddy's personal valet and the guy that held the umbrella all the time. Where did his net worth come from? Is Diddy that important that he would pay his assistant two million?

17. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi – $4 Million

Jersey Shore. That should be the end of the story. If you watched the show, you would already know that it is a show full of posers with little to offer society besides a long list of jokes. Snooki has grown to become one of the biggest names in Hollywood and has done so without any useful talents at all. Not one.

16. Kevin Federline – $6 Million

Everyone remembers the early 00's, right? Those were simpler times. Britney Spears was making music, Kevin Federline wasn't fat, and Jessica Simpson was hot as shit. But, and no one was shocked about this, Kevin Federline became the POS we all were waiting for him to become. Now we find out he is worth $6 million? Does Britney Spears really give him that much money still? How else do you think he would be earning it?

15. Brody Jenner – $6 Million

 

The Kardashian family is about to get slaughtered on this list but don't think we forgot about Jenner's. Oh no sir. Brody Jenner comes in at #15 thanks to his healthy bankroll of around $6 million. When trying to figure out who should make this list, I ask one question, “Would they be rich without famous relatives?” I will help with Brody, no.

14. Jack Osbourne – $10 Million

Speaking of people who are famous for being famous, Ozzy Osbourne's son, Jack, has got to be one of the wealthiest kids in Hollywood. He took advantage of having a wealthy family so you can't really blame him for that. But what has he done to deserve that chunk of change?

13. Khloe Kardashian – $11 Million

After the dust settles, you will be asking yourself, why are the Kardashian's famous? What are they doing to remain relevant? The answer is nothing. They are the poster family for being famous for nothing. Khloe makes more money than her NBA husband Lamar Odom. Think about that for a minute. 

12. Audrina Patridge – $12 Million

This was a tough choice for me because I actually like Audrina Patridge because she is sexy. Don't you agree? She is so sexy we forget that the talent stops there. It doesn't go beyond beauty unfortunately. I could do research to figure out who is paying her all this money but I doubt I will be able to find it.

11. Kelly Osbourne – $15 Million

Much like Jack Osbourne, Kelly is as famous as just about anyone in Hollywood because her dad is the coolest rock star of all time. It isn't her fault she was born into this money but can someone explain what she does to earn it? If I were her, I wouldn't do anything except spend money all day long. 

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10. Kris Jenner – $20 Million

Another Kardashian, another famous person that has become famous for being famous. Did I say fame too many times? I heard if you say fame three times real fast, a Kardashian will appear.

9. Chris Brown – $22 Million

 

No one knows what happened between Rihanna and Chris Brown to start a brawl. No one knows what happened between Chris Brown and Drake to start a fight in a club. No one even knows what happened between Chris Brown and Frank Ocean. Wait a minute, I see a trend here. 

8. Bethenny Frankel – $25 Million

Bethenny Frankel perfected being famous for nothing by starring in multiple reality shows about, who else, herself. It is one thing to be a celebrity starring in TV shows and movies but when you are famous for having show after show about you, that is just something a POS would do.

7. Perez Hilton – $30 Million

 

Lots of money, lots of free time, and lots of nasty angry comments towards Hollywood stars makes Perez Hilton awesome. He is about as awesome as any wealthy POS on my list can be. 

6. Rick Solomon – $40 Million

Just because you had sex with Paris Hilton on camera doesn't make you talented. I am sure plenty of guys have had sex with her but didn't film it. Real men don't have to film it. This POS is famous for marrying female celebrities and banging Paris Hilton. That is all, moving on.

5. Kim Kardashian – $40 Million

 

Poor Kim. All she ever wanted was to become the most famous person in the world ever. She knew all she had to do was date a bunch of football players, marry a NBA player and then quickly divorce him, and finally have a child with a world famous rapper. What is next for Kim? Only Kim knows that answer but it will probably have something to do with fame.

4. Brandon Davis – $55 Million

Being the grandson to oil tycoon Marvin Davis has its' benefits. For example, it allows you to spend millions of dollars on anything you want, date the hottest women in Hollywood, and be a total douche to anyone not living in his price range. He isn't a POS because he was mean to someone in high school, he is a POS because he is a POS.

3. Paris Hilton – $100 Million

Paris Hilton might have been the first person to become famous for being useless. She was the one that started a trend in Hollywood to be a success without even trying to be good at something. She is the government worker of Hollywood, she does nothing and gets paid plenty.

2. Justin Bieber – $110 Million

 

Sure, the kid can sing. But does he have to act like a POS? Is it too much to ask for him to act like a normal teenager with lots of cash? Just because you can be a doucher, doesn't mean you have to be one. 

1. Rush Limbaugh – $350Million

Dude is an idiot and I am not sure why people still listen to this man's show. He rambles on about who knows what for hours at a time and ends up turning false information into a news story simply because he said it. He isn't smart, he is a POS and makes way too much money.