Vanity Fair landed a big exclusive with the gal everyone can't stop chattering about, Taylor Swift. Though the interview in its entirety is in VF's April Issue, the magazine has revealed the juiciest items on its website as a mini teaser profile. Since the only person you probably know who subscribes to Vanity Fair is your mom (who probably uses it as a wine glass coaster for the bathtub), we've excerpted interesting six revelations about T-Swift. We're just disappointed the interviewer didn't ask her what it's like to be remixed with a goat. Oh, and what about that new boyfriend, yo?
T-Swizz, if you're out there, BroBible's down for an exclusive interview anytime. You know how to reach us.
She strongly dislikes Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for making fun of her at the Golden Globes and wish them to hell:
“You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people,” Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Nancy Jo Sales on the subject of mean girls in general and in response to an incident at this year’s Golden Globes, where Amy Poehler and Tina Fey mocked her highly scrutinized love life. “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”
Since 2010, she claims to have only dated TWO people:
Specifically of her dating life, Swift says that “if you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people,” meaning Conor Kennedy and One Direction’s Harry Styles... Swift says, “[t]he fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with. . . it’s just kind of ridiculous.”
She's PISSED people think she's pop culture's living, breathing embodiment of the Overly-Attached Girlfriend meme:
When Sales asks Swift if she’s boy-crazy, Swift smiles. “For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.”
She dumped former beau Harry Styles because he was caught makin' out with some other girl:
[Says a friend] “He was all, like, ‘You’re amazing—I want to be with you. I want to do this.’” The relationship fell apart after he texted Swift to alert her of a picture on the Internet of him kissing a friend good-bye. They were “making out like with their hands all up in each other’s hair,” says the source. After Swift ended the relationship, he pursued her for the better part of a year until she finally took him back. “But the whole time she says she feels like he’s looking at every girl,” the source continues. And then when they were in London together he “disappears one night and after that it was like he just didn’t want to keep going.”
She bought a house next to her now-ex boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, then resold it:
But Sales reports that Swift actually did purchase the house. According to someone close to the situation, she had been viewing the property with her parents for over a year under the recommendation of Rory Kennedy. In November 2012, the Cape Cod Times reported the house had been sold to Ocean Drive LLC for $4.8 million. The company’s filing papers name a certain “Jesse P. Schaudies” of 13management—Taylor Swift’s management company.
Her interior decorating choices are kind of crazy:
As she sits drinking lavender lemonade in her “Tim Burton–Alice in Wonderland–pirate ship–Peter Pan” apartment, Swift continues...
Meanwhile... an Alice and Wonderland-themed apartment, you say? Sounds like the perfect place to sit around and get baked all day. I wonder if she's ever synched the Disney cartoon with Pink Floyd's "The Wall"? I wonder if she has some secret light switch that turns on a laser light show. I mean, why else would you go with a Tim Burton-themed apartment? Way to get WEIRD, Taylor. Down the rabbit hole: