Someone Counted Every Single Person Sylvester Stallone Killed On Film And HOLY SHIT It’s A Lot

It took Sylvester Stallone a few films to start murdering people in bunches, but by the time he filmed Rambo: First Blood Part II, man, he really hit his stride. Murdered 61 people in that movie alone and he was just getting started. In fact, at the end of Rambo: First Blood Part II Stallone had just 73 career film kills. Stallone being Stallone, knew that kill count was mere peanuts; pathetic, even. So he got to work, mowing motherfuckers to the ground.

His hard work paid off, too. Stallone’s highlight reel is now 34 minutes long. Thirty four minutes of murder, because “when you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.” And Sly sure was pushed a lot.

Stallone’s career in on-screen killing is far from over, but right now his number of total kills is at 539 and they are broken out as follows.

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If we’re all being honest here — and WE ARE — I’m kind of disappointed he relied so much on explosives. Seems like a bitch way to commit one fifth of your murders.