The idea of inhaling alcohol directly into my bloodstream, by way of my lungs, has always intrigued me. Get drunk without having to ever vomit or gain weight (provided I could avoid buying a thousand slices of pizza on the way home). When I was in high school and college both of those plights were not a concern of mine. But since around my 27th birthday, my post-drinking, next-day vomiting-hangover combos have been off-the-fucking-charts. I literally puke for hours. It ain’t pretty. And my wife especially hates it when the alcohol has rendered me stupid enough that I think hurling in the bathroom sink, instead of the toilet, is a sensational idea. (Hot Life Tip: IT IS NOT)
The allure of Vapshot Alcohol Vaporizer and other’s like it is that they will supposedly reduce all that purge-filled fun I keep having. What I didn’t know, however, was just how terrible it probably is for you. Especially if you’re a guy who just keeps going and going, pushing the limits of what is reasonable every time he gets drunk.
Eh, I’ll probably still try it, though, because fuck it, right?