I was going to post his analysis of the final presidential debate, but this was too damn funny to ignore. Plus, no one cares about foreign policy.

In other Lance Armstrong news, when is ESPN finally going to strip him of his four Best Male Athlete ESPYs? Can't have him going around getting speaking gigs saying he's a 4-time ESPY winner since the Tour stripped him of his crown jewels. Or are the ESPYs a joke since Michael Jordan only won ONE Best Male Athlete award and didn't win any during the Bulls second three-peat? What a load of shit that is, his team goes 72-10 one year and Cal Ripken Jr. wins the honor because he managed to not get hurt for 20 years.