Tomorrow the truth, or something like it, will come out of Lance Armstrong's mouth in his interview with Oprah Winfrey. Will it be a full admission of guilt or will the disgraced cyclist play the Bonds' card and say he had no idea what he was putting in his body? I don't think anyone really cares what he says, because it's cycling for Christ's sake, the 57th most popular sport in our country, falling right between curling and women's curling. Anyway, last night Stewart and Colbert decided to dedicate their opening segments to the impending telecast of this highly anticipated interview that will leave our country completely underwhelmed with knowledge we already had.

"Colbert Report"

"Daily Show"