It looks like North Carolina resident and crazy person Kendall Basker got a witty-bitty angwy at a T-Ball game.

The 23 year old man reportedly stabbed his girlfriend several times in the neck at the elementary school where the game was being held, officially gaining entry into the previously elusive “ridiculous sh*t people do that end up being made fun of on the internet” club. Membership is booming, folks.

[H/T: Busted Coverage]