To everyone’s great surprise, Tom Guiry did not skyrocket to Hollywood fame after his amazing turn as Smalls in The Sandlot. This proves life is not a meritocracy.
Guiry is back in the headlines this morning, but not for a great reason. He’s back in the public eye for an assaulting a cop reason.
The story is crazy. We're told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly.
Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank.
Guiry then made a terrible mistake -- allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive ... and even threatening the officer. Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt.
You’re not killing it, Smalls. Not killing it at all.