It’s not hard to be a member of society. Don’t hurt people. Pay your taxes. Have some common decency. Not that difficult.
Shia LaBeouf apparently has some difficulty with that last one. LaBeouf is currently holed up for a weird art project at the Angelika Film Center in New York City, literally a block from our office. He’s watching his own movies “consecutively in reverse chronological order, 24 hours a day for the next three days,” starting with Man Down (2015) and ending with Nausicaa of the Valley and Wind (1984). You can stream him watching his movies on this website.
But look, the purpose of this post isn’t his weird little art project to win back hipster cred. It’s about his bathroom habits, which apparently don’t involve washing his hands. Maybe it’s my Howard Hughes-esque rabid germophobia OCD, but you don’t just “forget” to wash your hands in a public movie theater bathroom after using it. Shia is just brazenly trying to be gross and infect the world with all the disease that festers near his groin. Nasty.
@bfishbfish Was there earlier. Shared both a theater and a restroom with Shia. Dude didn't even wash his hands.
— Eli (@411eli) November 10, 2015
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Dude… You should have spoke up. That’s a Seinfeld moment waiting to happen:
Shia, you’re better than that, bro.
Go read about what it’s like to party-crash a movie art project with Shia over at Gothamist…