Shawn Daivari has made his bones in the WWE and other wrestling outlets as a caricature of an anti-American Middle Easterner. So forgive me if I go ahead and use the obvious set-up for this story:
Shawn Daivari was just your run-of-the-mill anti-Jerry Lawler hater of our freedoms. But the people of Minneapolis were about to find out that he really... was a hero...
The video above tells a truly hilarious tale of vigilante justice, unruly train passengers, and peed pants. It all began one sunny day in Minneapolis, when a man named Levin Blair allegedly threatened other riders on the light rail train—and even threw in a few racial slurs just to truly be a dick. Unluckily for Blair, former WWE wrestler Daivari was on board. He told the man to calm down, then, when he didn't, Daivari put him in a rear naked chokehold until, as the news report helpfully says, "Blair lost consciousness and control of his bladder."
The video ends with the newscaster giving us the obvious statement of the century: "While this situation ended harmlessly, Metro Transit admits not every passenger is a professional wrestler." If only.