For those of you who don’t know, my all-time favorite movie is JAWS. I can recite at least 70% of the movie from memory and if I see it playing on television I will sit there and watch it, regardless of whatever else is on. Sharks hold a very sentimental spot in my cold, dead heart and it pisses me off to no end when I tune into Shark Week only to get fed fake bullshit stories about sharks that don’t exist. Don’t know what I’m talking about? You thought that stupid Megalodon episode was real? Hah, no. Watch below and learn:
I want more like this!
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