Because nothing is sacred, WoodRocket.com (the site behind the Harlem Shake porn version) has created a "Toy Story" porn parody called "Sex Toy Story." Billed as “the Tom Hanks of porn," James Deen plays Woody. It also features Dani Jensen and Veruca James According to a press release, the plot for the Sex Toy Story is as follows:
In part 1 of Sex Toy Story – The XXX Parody, Andy's horny, 18 year-old sister is tiring out her collection of sex toys. Whenever she gets turned on, she turns them on, and they can't keep up. Woody must lead the team of wacky penetrators on an exciting & sex-filled mission to save the sex toys before their batteries run out!
Umm... I don't even know what to say. Just... Wow. The SFW trailer is below: