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A real fear of mine is having my dick break from sex. The moment I read about this show my brain whisked me away to a daydream of my dick snapping from a violent and miscalculated hip thrust. I mean, have you ever Google Image searched “broken dick?” Don't. It'll ruin you from being on the bottom forever. The thought of your girl slipping off and dropping all of her 110 lb. body on your boner will haunt your days and nights. This MMA fighter knows what I'm talking about. Guy left it all on the bed. Paid the ultimate price.
Enter TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER, a show that tells AND reenacts (hopefully hilariously) the true stories of sex acts gone wrong. I'm thinking this could be a must watch show of 2014.
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