Selena Moving In With Bieber? J-Law Moving In With Chris Martin? What The Hell Is Going On?!

I thought about making this two separate articles about Selena Gomez moving in with (ugh) Justin Bieber and our girl Jennifer Lawrence moving in with Gwyneth Paltrow’s Coldplay ex Chris Martin, but then I thought, “Why would I want to put the people through this tragic type of news twice in one day?”

Here are the awful, awful details…

“Selena and Justin are a hundred percent together right now, he’s asked her to move in with him and she couldn’t be happier,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

“She’s still being cautious, she’s not going to give up her place, that way if anything goes wrong or if she decides she needs some space, she’ll have her own spot to go to. But, officially she’s going to be living with him. It’s a huge step,” our source reveals.

Hold up, wasn’t Selena Gomez supposed to be “disgusted” by Justin Bieber now? Dude shaves his peachfuzz ‘stache and she’s all back into him? No sense.

But wait, it gets worse…

This week Oscar winner Jennifer, 24, was spotted close to Chris’ £10million home in Malibu, and friends say she is there “all the time.”

One pal said: “This is it for Chris. He adores her and they’ve become inseparable. She has pretty much moved in.”

Dammit, and just when we thought Jennifer Lawrence WASN’T going to be moving to England after breaking up with Nicholas Hoult.

Oh well, maybe it’s not THAT serious…

“It’s early days but friends are getting excited about a potential wedding – it’s that serious.”

Goddammit.

Could two of our more favorite women in the world have picked two of the lamest guys to move in with? Next thing you know you’ll be telling me that Mila Kunis is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s child.

Jennifer Lawrence image by Jaguar PS/Shutterstock; Selena Gomez image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock