Justin Bieber to Rob Ford: ‘Did You Bring Any Crack to Smoke?’

Finally, a story in which Canada’s two most important people converge into one unbelievable tale of drugs, stardom and rivalry.

The Toronto Star has a gossipy note about a run-in between Justin Bieber and Rob Ford from which they didn’t emerge as best friends.

 On March 15, an hour before he disappeared into a washroom at Muzik, Ford ran into pop star Justin Bieber in a common area of the exclusive nightclub near Toronto’s waterfront, according to witnesses. Ford tried to shake Bieber’s hand and became enraged when Bieber jokingly asked him, “Did you bring any crack to smoke?”

Security ushered Ford back to his party booth, where he was entertained, along with the four men, by three paid party hostesses. The Star has been unable to reach Bieber for comment.

Yep, it would be impossible to script a more salacious saga. Once the Biebs gets involved, you know ratings are going to go through the roof.

The Toronto mayor took a leave of absence yesterday after pictures surfaced of him smoking what appears to be cocaine.

Hell, Bieber’s life seems like a walk in the park compared to Ford’s — which is probably a bad thing for a person charged with running one of the world’s greatest cities.

Here’s hoping this is just the start of a bitter rivalry up north. We have our popcorn at the ready.

[H/T: Toronto Star]