This evening, like the rest of the Twitter, I slammed beers and watched Sharknado 2. Why? I have no fucking clue, other than Twitter FOMO. These three moments need to be brought to the world’s attention, if not just for how sheerly ridiculous they are.
But first, let me say, everything about Sharknado 2 was WONDERFUL.
First, there was the Bill Pullman-esque speech ending with a shark getting filleted by a chainsaw:
And then there was Tara Reid putting a goddamn rotor saw on her hand:
I can’t. I’m done you guys. pic.twitter.com/s3VCjZjV11
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) July 31, 2014
And last, but not least, this motherfucker went straight through a goddamn shark while flying through midair above mid-town Manhattan.
Nothing is real to me right now. Twitter FOMO, why must you always ruin me?
I want more like this!
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