12. Icelandic Art is Nuts

Iceland should be one of the last countries to ban something for showing "violent sexual imagery" and for one reason, art. Have you seen some of the Icelandic art? If anything is full of violent imagery, it is the abstract crap that comes from Iceland. Porn shouldn't have to suffer when compared to that junk.

11. Internet Providers Might Fold

Porn is the biggest reason anyone uses the internet. If banned, people will no longer pay loads of cash for fast internet when they could get the same results from a library. Don't say I didn't warn you.

10. Porn Makes You a Happier Person

Psychology wasn't my major in school but, once again, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that an island full of horny guys with no outlet to vent that frustration is less appealing than an island of horny guys with internet access to pornography. I don't always use porn but when I do, it is in private and I am much happier the next day.

9. Bibi Jones

Bibi Jones quit porn but now she is back. See Iceland, porn allows people a second chance. It isn't just about "violent sexual imagery", it is about being yourself and doing what you love to do, have sex.

8. Article 73 of the Constitution of Iceland

Yeah I read the entire Constitution of Iceland, so what. I was waiting for my porn to buffer. But Article 73 of the Constitution of Iceland clearly states, "The law may never provide for censorship or other similar limitations to freedom of expression." Porn is a freedom of expression for both actors and connoisseurs. It should be treated as a violation of the rights of Icelandic citizens. 

7. Reality TV is Much Worse

That's right, I said it. If you want to ban anything, ban reality TV. Just because someone isn't having sex doesn't mean it is OK to be watching. Maybe we should eliminate all the Housewives, Kardashians, and teen pregnancy shows first. (Iceland does have access to MTV Europe so they do have the ability to watch all those crappy shows)

6. Nikki Benz

Nikki Benz belongs in my group of pornstars that we should send over to Iceland to speak to the Icelandic government and help out the people of Iceland to not ban porn.

5. Tracy Gold

Nikki Benz might be one of the world's biggest porn stars but Tracy Gold hails from Iceland making her a little more important to my cause here. If Iceland decides to actually follow through with this ridiculous ban on porn, Tracy Gold might not be able to return home. If she does, what will she do? 

4. Porn Reduces Crime

It isn't proven but I would bet all the money in my pocket that all those sicko's out there with extreme pleasure thresholds wouldn't be good for Iceland now that they have no way of pleasuring themselves in private. Now they have to find ways to do it and without porn, it could lead to dangerous results. 

3. Money, Money, Money

Does the Icelandic government even know how much freaking money porn makes? I'll help. Billions. Porn is one of the most profitable industries in the World. It doesn't take a genius from Harvard to explain that any country in the World could use an extra couple of bucks these days. Isn't that right Iceland?

2. Jobs

You didn't actually think porn was just a group of dudes with a camera filming a chick performing fellatio on another man, did you? A pornography film can bring in hundreds of jobs. These jobs can range from marketing executive to sound editor and everything in between. It isn't just a man and woman, it is a team. And in some instances, that team is actually the stars in the film. Isn't that right Debbie?

1. It's Free

If you want to be a member of an exclusive club with access to videos not available to the public, than it isn't free. However, if you are the other 90% of the porn community than you already know that you can obtain free porn almost anywhere the internet is available. You can even access it on your phone, iPad, or Xbox360. All without having to spend a dime. It's the equivalent of banning the radio. Come on Iceland, get it together.