The Sexsheet: How to Keep Track of Your Sexual Conquests
Fight breaks out at Jets training camp

Ragu Pasta Sauce is the Only Cure for Walking in on Your Parents Having Sex

By / 08.06.12

Here’s their latest commercial, which has been airing during Olympic coverage. It’s incredibly weird.

Mediaite broke down the lyrics. They are amazing.

Cue the faux-country jingle: “Parents in bed / but it’s just 8 o’clock / that’s why they taught you / you should always knock.”

The cure for this traumatic moment? “He needs Ragú / ’cause growin’ up’s tough,” says the singer over the song’s climax (geez, guys, no pun intended) as chubby boy walks away horrified. “Give him Ragú, he’s been through enough.”

Thanks, gang. Now I’ll never be able to eat spaghetti without thinking of mom and dad humping.


TAGSCommercialsFunny commercialsRaguWTF
Reggie Noble
About Reggie Noble...

I want more like this!

Follow us on Facebook and get the latest before everyone else.

MORE STORIES FROM OUR FRIENDS:

Join The Discussion


Comments are closed.

Sign Up