Entertainment
by Brandon Cohen on June 6, 2014

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It was only a matter of time.

After the now infamous “Lady Goes On Racist Rant At Dollar Store,” the internet world was abuzz with what a despicable piece of shit this woman was. Not content to just try and let this blow over, Racist Lady opted to defend herself via a super coherent interview at a radio station, in which she maintained that the n-word is actually NOT RACIST. Cool.

Now, as you’ll see via the trailer below, Hollywood has taken notice. I’m seeing potential sequels, merchandising, spin-offs. Every kid will be clamoring for a lunchbox with Racist Lady’s harsh face on it and the tagline, “How many cops have I stripped for?!”

Hollywood also loves films that deal with race, especially when it comes to Oscar-bait. I’m not making any predictions, but I don’t think I’d be saying anything absurd to suggest that this could be the next Crash.

Could Racist Lady be our country’s next leading lady? I’m not sure if she has the chops to make it here in America, but I get the vibe that she will play well overseas. These days, movies are greenlit based more on their international potential than their domestic, so I see big things for Racist Lady. If I were a Hollywood agent, I’d snatch her up immediately.

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.