Never really watched The Price is Right. Never have, never will. Skinny Drew Carey just isn’t funny to me; if I want to hear jokes they gotta come out of a fat guy’s mouth or from the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But would I go on the show to win a free car from the stage model fucking up what’s gotta be the easiest job in the world? You bet your ass I would. It doesn’t matter that I won just through someone else’s sheer incompetence because you know what? A win is a win is a win, even if it’s through complete dumb luck.
