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P*rn Star Ashely Blue Has a New Memoir and It’s Hairy

By / 05.16.11

Fifty special copies of this book will include a special gift and retail for the modest price of $200 a pop. Why so much? Because that gift is very personal to Ms. Blue: her pubic hair, torn right out Ashely's very own pelvis.

 
This actually is a smart move on her part because there are definitely at least 50 idiots/pube-fetish freaks in this country who will drop $200 for a single pube. No doubt in my mind about that. But for that amount of cash, what kind of assurance does the consumer have that the pube was plucked from this Ashley's cabbage patch and not some dude's a**hole? Does it come with a certificate of authenticity? Was it notarized? Or are we to just take a adult entertainment star at her word?
 
As for the book, which is rightfully taking a backseat to pube-gate, it could be a decent read for all we know and pre-sales have actually been good. According to James Frey, compulsive liar and best-selling author of the book “A Million Little Pieces,” it just might be literary gold. He had this to say: “Oriana Small has pushed herself to the outermost extremes of what the body and mind are capable of — all before turning thirty years old — and now she’s made it an authentic read for the rest of us to marvel at, elevating the depravity and denial inherent in the adult entertainmentographic arts to a singular literary experience.” So basically that was a fancier way of saying she spent her 20's taking loads of dick, it was at times traumatic, and now we should all read about it.


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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