Entertainment
by Brandon Cohen on July 16, 2014

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CMT’s Party Down South has been a ratings boon for the redneck-centric cable network, and after viewing this video of star, Ryan “Daddy” Richards funneling an entire bottle of Jager, you can see why!

I must admit that I was a big fan of the show’s first season, and watched every episode. I’m sick of reality shows that try to create stakes, or a mission, or some larger purpose for being on the show. Party Down South unashamedly says, “here’s a bunch of alcoholics with no filter living in a house together, watch them go nuts!” That’s just good television.

Can this video be real though? Daddy already seems pretty blacked out when he takes to the funnel. I’m no doctor, not officially at least, but by my calculations, consuming this much liquor so quickly would lead to certain death. I smell PR stunt.

Solution – I suggest that “Daddy” come into the BroBible offices and do this in front of the team. I will quickly leave the room for fear that he will become an angry and aggressive drunk, and leave the other writers to deal with him.

PS – Daddy’s co-star Mattie lookin’ good in that bikini. She can certainly get it*.

*it =  a romantic sunset dinner

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.