According to our friends at Paramount, who sent over the red band trailer this morning, "Pain and Gain is a new action comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbelievable true story of a group of personal trainers in 1990s Miami who, in pursuit of the American Dream, get caught up in a criminal enterprise that goes horribly wrong." Wait. This is a true story? Which part of it? Because this movie looks goddamn ridiculous -- in the best possible way, of course.