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I Can’t Stop Setting This ‘Old Man Killing It On the Dance Floor’ Video To Hood Rap Songs

By / 07.22.14

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Yesterday, the Internet exploded with this video of an old man absolutely destroying the dance floor. In my world, this was the only thing that deserved attention. I must’ve watched it over a hundred times.

I didn’t even realize that someone that old could still have so much swag. The plastic bag dangling from his belt is probably holding a Costco size box of condoms. It’s good to see that the Old Man from Up got his groove back. Not only is he no longer bitter about being alone, he seems to flourish as a bachelor. It’s inspiring to see.

Something was missing though. I felt like the music he was dancing to at the event didn’t really fit how much energy he had flowing through those old bones of his. I set his video to a couple different songs, and there’s no doubt in my mind that he had an iPod in his plastic bag, and he was listening to one of these the whole time.

Check ‘em out and let me know which one you think suits him the best.

TAGSdance movesdance partiesold manOld man dancing
Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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