by Brandon Wenerd on June 28, 2011

As to be expected, we have all the delectables that go into the recipe for a “Mission: Impossible” movie: Gnarly explosions, duplicitous espionage tactics, shadow governments, a sexbomb Latina temptress with a rack we can't take our eyes off of (her name is Paula Patton), a Eminem tune we'd obnoxiously blast in our Saab while bolting down the West Side Highway, and Tom Cruise generally acting like the Mother F-cking MAN by climbing up the Dubai's Burj Khalifa (the tallest tower in the world!) with those sweet suction-cup thingys he keeps in his carry-on bag. For your own good, watch the trailer below before it self-destructs.

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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