Entertainment
by Brandon Wenerd on June 28, 2011

As to be expected, we have all the delectables that go into the recipe for a “Mission: Impossible” movie: Gnarly explosions, duplicitous espionage tactics, shadow governments, a sexbomb Latina temptress with a rack we can't take our eyes off of (her name is Paula Patton), a Eminem tune we'd obnoxiously blast in our Saab while bolting down the West Side Highway, and Tom Cruise generally acting like the Mother F-cking MAN by climbing up the Dubai's Burj Khalifa (the tallest tower in the world!) with those sweet suction-cup thingys he keeps in his carry-on bag. For your own good, watch the trailer below before it self-destructs.