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Here’s Our Official ‘Game of Thrones’ Drinking Game

By 04.04.14


HBO’s juggernaut Game of Thrones is returning to TV this weekend with a much-anticipated fourth season premiere on Sunday night at 9 p.m. And while there’s plenty of blood, guts and naked women to be excited about, when it comes to drinking and GoT there’s only one golden rule: when the characters drink, you drink.

And if you follow said golden rule for this week’s episode—King Joffrey’s long overdue wedding to Margaery Tyrell—then you will be nursing a massive hangover come Monday morning.

That’s right the next big wedding , the Purple Wedding, is upon us.

Time to drink up.

One drink for each:

  • New character introduced

  • Character being held captive

  • “Hodor!”

  • Reference to the Red Wedding

  • Switch to a new kingdom

  • Sansa Stark emotional breakdown

  • Ludicrous and over-the-top demand of King Joffrey (unnecessary torture included!)

  • Mention of Jaime Lannister’s cut-off hand

  • Time Brienne of Tarth does something manly

  • Pair of boobs on screen (has to be a full pair, not just a side boob)

  • Time a character drinks

Two drinks for each:

  • Banter between The Hound and Ayra

  • Littlefinger swindle or deception (essentially every time Littlefinger appears)

  • Moment Cersei Lannister acts like a bitch

  • Scene where Stannis Baratheon threatens to do something but does nothing

  • Plot twist involving Bran Stark and his crew

  • Time Jon Snow defies somebody’s order

  • Badass one-liner from Tywin Lannister

  • Reference to Lord Varys being an Eunuch

Three drinks for each:

  • Scene with a white walker

  • Death of a main character

  • Incest reference and/or incest sex scene

  • Time Bronn is seen with a whore on his lap and/or is drinking

  • Tyrion Lannister near-death experience

Finish your drink if:

  • Danny’s dragons kill somebody (doesn’t matter how)

  • Danny gets naked

  • A child is murdered or pushed out a window

Shotgun your beer if:

  • A character is held captive, tortured and has his penis removed in excruciating fashion, ala Theon Greyjoy last season


Steve Coulter
About Steve Coulter... Steve Coulter is a freelance write for BroBible. He compulsively spends entire paychecks to travel and see live sports, which only hemorrhages more money from his depleted bank account. In his down time, he watches too much TV and contemplates everything that's wrong with the world.
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