A little over a year ago, "Parks and Recreation" writer Harris Wittels started a twitter account in which he'd retweet famous (or not famous) people who complained about things in a thinly-veiled attempt to tell the world how awesome they are.

Nearly 250,000 twitter followers later, this hilarious form of sneaky self-validation has turned into quite the sensation, and now has it's own book. 

Really, just the best. Irrefutable proof that no matter how successful a human being may be, he or she is really just a blithering douchetube. 

[H/T: ClipNation]