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10 More Great Netflix ‘Watch Instantly’ Movies With Gratuitous Female Nudity

By / 03.29.12

Like p*rn, the more socially acceptable “skin-flick” promises enough T & A to make your mother blush. Unlike p*rn, you can write these titles off as “art” with a straight face and not have to worry about erasing you and your live-in’s shared browser history every three days. And – what’s more! — there are a bevy of them available for instant watch on Netflix. Welcome to modernity, where frame-by-framing a celebrity nipple in slow-mo is just a series of mouse clicks away.
Because we’re Bros, we’ve saved you some heavy lifting and compiled a list of ten of the more obscure but titillating films the streaming Internet service has to offer.

1. “Cashback” (2006)

The Premise:

Ben, a stockboy at a supermarket, imagines he has the ability to stop time to combat the ennui of his overnight shifts. Soon, fantasy bleeds into reality, and Ben – a long-time admirer of the female body – uses his powers exactly as you’d expect: to undress the numerous female patrons who frequent his workplace.

What the IMDb Message Board Trolls Say:

“This IS softcore p*rn”. – slowpoke115

2. “Species” (1995)

The Premise:

An alien temptress descends on earth for purposes of procreation. She searches high and low (and with increasing desperation) for a suitable partner — not unlike the recent history of one Jennifer Aniston.

What the Trolls Say:

“We’ll see how awesome unprotected sex with strangers is when you get AIDS.” – rudycalaberXX

3. “Original Sin” (2001)

The Premise:

Angelina Jolie takes her clothes off and participates in depraved bouts of intercourse with Antonio Banderas and Thomas Jane. Some other sh*t happens too.

What the Trolls Say:

“if you want 2 c angelina jolie’s boobs well watch this movie.” –theDayDreamer2552

4. “Rules of Attraction” (2002)

The Premise:

Sean Bateman (none other than James f*cking Van Der Beek) — the little brother of America’s favorite fictional serial killer — is a disenchanted hipster at some generic New England liberal arts school. When he’s not busy contemplating homosexuality to get back at his neglectful parents, he’s in the presence of sl*tty coeds in various states of undress.

What the Trolls Say:

“The version on Netflix appears to be the uncut NC-17 version.” – Winslowleach

5. “Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction” (1997)

The Premise:

This campy straight-to-video thriller stars Jaime Pressly alongside … you guessed it: her sizable milk duds. Keep the remote close, because you’ll probably want to fast-forward through all the parts where she tries to “act” or “talk” or “do something that isn’t taking off her clothes.”

What the Trolls Say:

“Jaime just has that unique quality of hot trailer trash that so many stars today are lacking.” –  blackpope

6. “Sirens” (1993)

The Premise:

Normally I wouldn’t recommend you go anywhere near a Hugh Grant film, but then, normally Hugh Grant films don’t take place at pseudo-nudist colonies. Here, the upright human detritus and shame of the Limeys plays a straitlaced Anglican priest whose wife has a sexual awakening when they visit the estate of a libertine and his scantily clad harem of “models.”

What the Trolls Say:

“I suppose if the lesbian scenes got any more explicit then it would be classed as a p*rno.” –  stevens_rds

7. “Swimming Pool” (2003)

The Premise:

A coquettish French girl’s distaste for clothing disturbs the work of a frigid English author staying at her father’s summer-home.

What the Trolls Say:

“When I see a teenager blowing someone by a pool, I don’t get the subtext.” – Gong5

8. “Love and Other Drugs” (2010)

The Premise:

Your girlfriend won’t be able to say no to a love story starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a clothing-optional (and thus infinitely more bearable) Anne Hathaway. Just don’t let her figure out why you asked to share the tissues she’s bawling into.

What the Trolls Say:

“Anne has beautiful NATURAL breasts that respond to gravity, which is what natural breasts do.” – Paula57

9. “Last Tango in Paris” (1972)

The Premise:

In 1972, “Last Tango” debuted in America to near-universal public outrage; in France, it garnered unanimous praise and sold out theaters for the first two months of its run. In one of the film’s most reviled/lauded scenes, co-stars Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider demonstrate one of the lesser-known uses for a stick of butter.

What the Trolls Say:

“Why butter and not margarine? Margarine is cheaper.” – Ladic

10. “Bully” (2001)

The Premise:

A group of friends devise a murderous scheme to exact revenge on an abusive peer. But first, we get to learn how far landscaping technology has come in the last ten years.

What the Trolls Say:

“Really, this movie has nothing going for it, other than tons of nudity and simulated sex.” – sorednax3

Click here for our original article from 2009. You may not be able to find these movies on Netflix instant anymore, but you can shamefully have the DVD sent in the mail.


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