MTV’s ‘Celebrity Deathmatch’ Is Making A Return, And So Is Getting Hammered In Your Buddy’s Parents Basement

Remember back in the day when you and your boys were huddled around AIM Instant Messenger trying to get your fingers wet with Becky and her friends? Things always looked promising until they ditched you to hang out with the popular football guys. Then what did you do–sit around and stew?!

Of course not. You went into your friends’ dads liquor cabinet and started chugging margarita mix before throwing on Celebrity Deathmatch to watch two clay figures beat the piss out of each other and forget that chicks ever existed.

That’s living.

And now we can relive those days. Because after a 17 year hiatus from our boxy TV screens, Celebrity Deathmatch is set to make a return on MTV2.

The show will maintain its core concept but said in a press release that it will be reinvented “for a world of social media and hourly Twitter wars.”

No official word yet on when the show will air.

Here is a classic Deathmatch battle between Michael Jackson and Madonna to give you a clay boner.

I never thought I’d say this, but thank God for Justin Bieber.

[H/T LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.