For years they've teased us with maybes and girlfriends who have gone nowhere in Ted Mosby's life, but last night they finally revealed his future wife, the girl with the yellow fucking umbrella, and it was underwhelming. She is attractive enough, but the producers had 8 years to find the chick and they couldn't unearth an actress who didn't have black bags under her eyes? She looks how I feel when I watch How I Met Your Mother: EXHAUSTED.
Anyway, this is the future Mrs. Ted Mosby. They are going to meet at Barney and Robin's Wedding in Farhampton, Long Island. As for the sleep-deprived actress, her name is Cristin Milioti and she has been on 30 Rock and The Sopranos.