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This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together And Call Themselves ‘The Sexxxtons’

By / 07.02.14

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Remember all those times that you were whalin’ away at your high school girlfriend somewhere moderately inconspicuous in your house, only to have your Mom or Dad barge in? And then you had to cover up real quick because…well, obvious reasons. Yeah, well 56-year-old Jessica and her 22-year-old daughter don’t have that problem because they make their own porn…with each other.

Via Huffington Post,

“For the last year, Jessica, 56, and her 22-year-old daughter, Monica — known as the Sexxxtons — have been filming sex scenes with each other and non-related partners for their self-titled website. The duo, who like many in pornography do not use their last names, say that even though they will have sex with another person at the same time, they are not interacting with each other.”

Riiight, because pointing out that they’re not physically touching each other makes this any less disturbing. I can’t think of anything to add to this that would gross me out any further. OH WAIT JUST KIDDING, Monica here just made it 10x worse.

“Monica defends their work and says it was her idea to start the website. ‘I enjoy the work and I enjoy being with my mom,’ she told The Huffington Post. ‘During the scenes, I think about how we’re going to be filthy rich.'”

I don’t know what kind of delusions Monica has, but most porn stars aren’t “filthy rich.” Even if you actually did churn a huge profit off of it, can you picture making porn with your parents? Because I can’t, and even if I could I wouldn’t. But for those of you out there that read this and thought to yourself “Hey that’s not a bad idea, too bad I’m a boy!”, you’re in luck.

“For her part, Monica sees porn as an easy, fun way to make money, but she does have some fantasies she’d like to fulfill with her mom.

‘We’ve never come across a father-son porn duo in real life,’ she told HuffPost. ‘We tried to film a scene that was like that, but the guy they cast as the ‘Dad’ looked too much like the ‘Cockroach’ guy from that movie, ‘Men In Black’.”

You know why you’ve never come across a father-son porn duo? Because this isn’t normal, even for porn standards, and there’s some weird fuckin’ porn out there. Just google “Edward Penishands” and “Pterodactyl porn.” Are either of those appealing in any way? Hell no, but I’d rather watch those two Academy Award-winning porn movies than force myself to watch “The Sexxxtons” and end up in the hospital because my eyes won’t stop bleeding.

[Images via Huffington Post]


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Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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