Entertainment
by David Covucci on September 24, 2013

It's so good I don't even know where to start. Is it the Michael Jordan jersey she's wearing as underwear? Or that she's dancing with several girls in what is clearly a high school bathroom? I can't answer that question. All I can say is she is simply amazing. I will believe anything I hear about her. Mainlining opium while riding a sled down Mount Everest? Making out with raccoons in a forest? Everything is possible with Miley right now. She makes the days of Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine in public look quaint. We just get to sit back and enjoy. 

[H/T Fishwrapper]