A Miley Cyrus sex tape finally happened. Well, sorta. On Saturday Night Live, at least, as part of a sketch about a fictious Miley Cyrus sex tape with new cast member Kyle Mooney. Bobby Moynihan makes an appearance! The sketch itself was called "Miley Cyrus's sex tape," so that has to count for something, right? Doesn't mean we can't dabble in hypotheticals for a little bit. WHAT IF MILEY MADE A SEX TAPE FOR REAL?! Could you imagine how much that would melt the Internet? Can you imagine the things that would happen with her tongue?
Oh, sure, the sketch about Miley Cyrus's sex tape is funny and all... But is Miley Cyrus a dream girl or what?
Also: You guys are idiots for thinking a Miley Cyrus sex tape will ever happen. She's way smarter than that.