French Forbid Any Miley Cyrus on TV Before 10PM

The Conseil Superieur de l’Audiovisuel (basically the French version of the FCC) decided that videos like Wrecking Ball and Work Bitch should be banned from daytime and early evening TV.

The council wasn’t a fan of Miley hanging out all naked y’all on a giant swinging ball or Britney and her background dancers wearing bondage. The clips had appeared on daytime TV and, according to the council, “are not suitable for children under 10” because of their sexual nature, sadomasochism and because Miley totally gave the wrecking ball an STD with her bare cooch.

[Via New York Times]

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