Look at yourself. Now look at Miley Cyrus up above. Now look at yourself again. Now do your best to come to terms with the knowledge that this:
Is reportedly dating a Victoria’s Secret model. What are you doing with your life? Going to school? Working a part-time job to pay the bills? HAHAHAHA what a joke. Go grab a spot on some Disney children’s sitcom, work your way up to becoming a pop star and then start macking on models at your earliest convenience. Miley Cyrus spits on you peasants while her and Stella Maxwell, the angel she is reportedly dating, go scissor each other backstage. According to NY Daily News,
Friends of Miley Cyrus say she’s dating Victoria’s Secret Angel Stella Maxwell, Confidenti@l has learned.
Pals refer to the “Wrecking Ball” singer and the gorgeous New Zealander as “a couple” and a spy who has spent time with the pair says they have the easy affection of people who have been dating for months.
“They hold hands and hug and are very comfortable together. They’re definitely together,” said our source.
Stella makes frequent appearances on Miley’s Instagram account, like here, here, here and here:
https://www.instagram.com/p/4DNNI4wzNA/
https://www.instagram.com/p/4D8vD_wzBL/
https://www.instagram.com/p/3o4aO0QzHv/
So are they dating? Are they not? Knowing Cyrus, the answer is probably “Yes.” There isn’t a single thing you can say about Miley that probably isn’t true at this point, and I’m even including “Miley Cyrus once shoved an entire package of Ballpark hot dogs up her butt.” She’s done everything and I wouldn’t doubt that for a second.
[H/T NY Daily News]