Last year, Stephen Colbert was ranked number 69 on Maxim's Hot 100 list. This year, he was completely snubbed and replaced by the ghost of a fake dead girl. He's pissed and he wants answers, Maxim. And while I'm here, I need to say between Miley Cyrus landed at #1 on Maxim's list and People Mags pick of Gwyneth Paltrow (JESUS CHRIST, who is in charge over there?), 2013 might the worst year ever for ranking hot girls.