Entertainment
by J. Camm on March 3, 2014

matthew-mcconaughey-prom

Based on Matthew McConaughey’s acceptance speech at last night’s Academy Awards, this prom version was of himself, at one point, was his own personal hero. Yep, that’s what he said; that his hero is always himself ten years in the future. What an incredible mindset.  I mean,WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!? I love it, though. Especially now, after seeing this photo that his prom date’s niece tweeted out of the two of them, because you it wasn’t God’s plan for him to take this chick as his date. Oh no, this was seven-year-old Matthew McConaughey’s plan all along.

By the way, I don’t know this lady’s name, but she looks like a “Shelly,” doesn’t she?

Also, is he rocking a gold, man bracelet?

Update: Apparently this photo is from his junior prom. Here’s one from his senior prom: 

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.