Entertainment
by Brandon Wenerd on March 6, 2014

 

 

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Matthew McConaughey has been a BroBible hero since our founding in 2008. Since  existential realist Rust Cohle is probably going to go down in history as his most iconic character since Dazed and Confused‘s David Wooderson. Some mad genius created these absolutely hilarious pick-up lines. Maybe don’t use them at the bar tonight, alright, alright, alright. 

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[H/T: Elite Daily]

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.