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Matthew McConaughey Is Going Full McConaughey In Three New Commercials For Lincoln

By / 09.04.14


McConaughey is really McConaughey-ing his dick off in these commercials for the new Lincoln MKC. He’s actually Rust Colhe-ing it more than anything. Which sucks, because goddammit I miss Rust.

Man. We had some times, didn’t we, Rusty?

Yeah, we had some times…

(Side note: Look how sweaty he is. It’s classic Rust Cohle — all sweaty and disheveled and shit. Why the hell was Cohle always so sweaty looking anyway? I need these answers for closure. Without them I am not equipped to move on.)

Lincoln obviously wanted to pull no punches with these commercials; you don’t bring on McConaughey if you’re not looking to rule the fucking world. Or at least sell a few SUVs and maybe a sedan or two.

And another, which, IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, is even better.

TAGSCommercialsLincolnMatthew McConaugheyRust Cohle
J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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